Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for useless products. How can I block all this nonsense? It's making me nuts.

• All I want get a real email for once.
• Hopefully one day this will end.
• {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.

Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me

My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.

• I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
• There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
• Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.

This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy

Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your pointless offers for things I don't even need. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.

• Stop sending me these emails already.
• Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
• Consider this my final warning.

End This Damn Spam You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit

Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm fed up with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.

You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. website I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.

• Leave me alone
• Just stop it

Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!

Listen up, you lowlifes! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your final warning to shape up. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Yeah, right.

Get Lost With Your Spammy Messages

You know you're so clever, sending out your bullshit to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I have no time for your hoax. Get a real job or kill yourself already.

• Seriously With Your Stupid Texts
• I don't care
• Get a real job or go outside already.